Yo, Homeys! I'm Big F

My name starts with F! So this shirt is so cool! There's an O and a D too!! WOOO

Wow There is Just So Much to Say About Whipped Cream

So earlier I had some whipped cream for bressert (the new term that's sweeping the nation!) and I happened to have some for real dessert (oh poo. It's so boring to use the actual name. Sigh) It was even after dinner!

Anyway, it seems as though I'll be using ReddiWip for a while. Seriously though, why can't they just spell the name right? This is a national corporation isn't it? Grrr...

But I do love how it's the extra creamy kind. Really, what whipped cream isn't? If you come across a whipped cream that isn't, you must yell "slaaaackers" and run immediately to the nearest toilet and squirt it all out. This is the mandatory procedure and the only exception is if you are in the presence of the Queen. In this case, adopt your best british accent, and tell her that her "Cream of Whip" is not up to your standards and that you will have to depart immediately. Enjoy this fail proof guide. Maybe you should laminate it?

Wow, while I've been sitting here my glossy pillow of fabulousness (A.K.A. my teacup of whipped cream) has lost its luster. In fact it's starting to melt. Hmmm... Interesting. Can you say elementry school science fair project? I can't beleive I've never seen anyone do that before!

Breakfast is the Most Important Meal of the Day. Just FYI.

So for check out this crazy feast. It's triple-X cool.

Oooh a bagel. How exciting. But I couldn't find the regular butter (morning haze, ya know?) so I had to use the Land O' Lakes diet kind. It's sort of weird anyway but once I left it out and it all melted and when it got hard again in the fridge it was all swirly and gross. Why do I eat it? Umm.. to lazy to find the real butter? HA. Plus I had a slice of munster cheese. Spelling on Munster?? Hmmm..

And for Bressert (get it? Breakfast Dessert? Wow, I just crack myself up sometimes) Anyway, I found some whipped cream in the fridge and what better way to eat it than on a spoon! Maybe I should start a club...?

Oooo I just love eating sweets in the morning! Wooooot wooot.

There is Truly Nothing Cooler Than This

You love them. Admit it.
$36 American Apparel

Sweater Dresses?

So what does everyone think about this dress? I sort of like it with the belt and the tights and everything. Austin wore a sweater dress thing to that play once. It was pink and brown striped or something. I dont remember. Anyway, this one is from Nordstrom and it's $38. Ooooohhh guess what! Austin has curly hair just like in the picture! Wow. Quinkydink much?

Is There a Cooler Word Than Flava? Let Me Check My Internal Dictionary

***what's your international flava? *** Kinda Continental The extent of your international eating is pizza--and there's nothing wrong with that! Italian food is your international food of choice and it's so yummy and diverse that you'll always find something new and exciting to eat. Veer off your usual path of lasagna and spaghetti by trying a new Italian dish, like Pasta Carbonara, a unique dish made with eggs, bacon and black pepper. It has the safety of your familiar pasta dish with an added twist! what's your international flava?
http://quiz.ivillage.com/seventeen/tests/20060517_flava.htm



Hmm.. interesting. I took this quiz at the seventeen website and it turns out that I don't really like Italian food that much. Especially not pizza.

Well actually whatever this is looks good.

Plump YOUR Eyes!

So I have this plumping lipstick, right? Well, this paticulat lipstick is a pretty garish color. It was very late ( and maybe even a full moon, you never know) because when I saw the lipstick on my desk I thought of a GREAT idea ( ABOVE)

iPhone= iLove

Just to update everyone I use a mac. And when I heard about the apple iPhone so excited! Well it's so cool (click on the link) but I don't really want it. It's expensive and I would be so worried I would break it! Comment on what you think!

Does He Talk To You? Didn't Think So.

So my brother knows how to silk screen T-shirts. I know what you're thinking: "Is American Idol on yet?" But wait, there is something interesting yet to be said. Well, not that interesting. Just: Wow, this shirt is cool

Wild Tube

So even though I actually don't own any makeup, I went to sephora.com
and this mascara was so cool looking I thought "Wow, this mascara is so cool looking!" So I dedicated this post to Urban Decay Big Fattie Mascara.

Criiiimping. WHAT?

So here's something scandalous: Crimping is back. Cue the Jaws soundtrack (or maybe some scary techno) because this might get ugly.
Well this isn't so bad ( but it might be the blue eyeshadow that pushes it over the edge.) But at
Alberta Ferretti,there was much crimping on the runways! Gasp! Well you can't really see it that well on this picture, but in the Feburary issue of Glamour, we are advised to crimp first then curl. A possibility? Maybe, if you hair can curl at all. Ha ha ha.